Waddle Dee



Waddle Dees are cute, little inhabitants of Dreamland that someday plan to freak out Dedede with there mouths enough to violently eat King Dedede. Then they will get Salt Kirby so the may salt Escargoon and eat him.

History
Waddle Dees were sitting one day, when a fat penguin-like thing passed. They were so hungry, that they wanted to eat it. So they worked for Dedede to make it easier to eat him. Escargoon was a bonus. They now plan on eating them any day now.

Attacks
Waddle Dees will always have pwnsome attacks (these are the right spellings for them, because of Youtube Poop):

FIRE SUMOH

BAYGUL

MAGIK BALON

CRASH WADDLE DEE

LAZAH

...BUT ITZ RONG!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

LIGHTSABER

SUMMON LINK

SUMMON LOTSA SPAGHETTI

SUMMON MAMA LUIGI

Trivia

 * They eat by sucking food in with 'anti-dimensional' mouths or something.
 * In Meta Knight's upcoming Halloween show, Waddle Dees will be scary monsters, and their bosses would be Sparkpin, Meta Knight, and Jack-O-Lantern Kirby